Ireland. In a rut since 1921
- Receive a substantial sum for funding of his or her works;
- Have their works displayed on national television;
- Have their residence featured on national television so everyone will know where they live;
- Have their footage ridiculed on Republic of Telly and other pitiful attempts at comedy on RTE Two. We reserve the right to call any female artist a "fat-ass no talent slut" on live TV with a studio audience chortling at her. And the presenter will take all the credit for her works.
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Announcement: Due to the dwindling fad and popularity of Jedward, the gruesome twosome will be performing with their pants and underwear down at the All-Ireland Talent Show finals in order to save their careers. Brought to you by RTE Marketing Dept.
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Roscommon may have no cinema but it now has Ireland's hottest impulse buy!
Total Hair Removal
Now available at Beauty Secrets, Roscommon
As featured on Xpose, recently axed due to the economy. (As featured on new Scissor Sister art piece)
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This is an appeal from the Government on behalf of the Dublin community.
Headache, dry mouth, insomnia. What is this terrible disease? Dehydration. Hundreds face desperate dehydration every day since the winter of 2010. But today we have a cure - beer. Since water from perfectly running pipes is held back by the city council, will you join the Government this month to end this scandal? Please call the Fianna Fail party to join this appeal. With just 10 euros a month, you'll be giving more than beer. You'll also be upgrading our Government jet from an Airbus to an Airbus II. You can't cure dehydration, but you sure can make our fat cats obese. Thank you.
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Attention! The severed heads of Anglo Irish Bank management will now be on display in the Dublin City Museum's brand new Chamber of Horrors! Feel free to spit in their mouths! Admission - 3 euro to prevent deserved decay.
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Announcement: LimeWire is proud to signal our relaunch in April. More torrents of new-release cinema movies and back catalogue classics! And if you think downloading movies from our servers is wrong, read the following statements:
Myth: It's only fair to watch romantic comedies or rom-coms in the cinema or on the official DVD release.
Fact: Most rom-coms made after "Love Actually" are shovelware which makes it okay.
Myth: It's only fair to pay for movies.
Fact: Movie studios and actors have enough money to bail struggling economies like Ireland's out of recession and any more earned is used as toilet paper.
Available from our non-secure website containing viruses on the download page.
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Announcement: The latest BARB ratings are in for the highest rated series on our new channel Sky Atlantic - old Star Trek Voyagers.
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Announcement: The new Horslips album will be promoted and sold on an illegal stand in Galway's Shop St as 1.) we don't have any independent music stores to sell it in and 2.) HMV are not accepting stock as they are pulling out. Sorry.
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